Mike Friedman Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 The rules on signatures have been updated. http://spartanmarketingacademy.com/forums/topic/605-signature-rules/ English only. Please update your signatures accordingly. Khemosabi and kay king 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Fair enough...but can I at least write my signature with a French accent? Khemosabi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, Claude Whitacre said: Fair enough...but can I at least write my signature with a French accent? You can type it wearing a stripey Jersey, beret and with the smell of garlic on your fingers, that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AMOL Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 57 minutes ago, Lanfear63 said: You can type it wearing a stripey Jersey, beret and with the smell of poo-poo on your fingers, that's about it. Fixed. F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Balestra Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I feel equally kinda doomed an' innocent! Gotta hope we can still make shit up based on how English kinda works, long as we don't translate into Latverian along the way. That is why I am stickin' with "stargazy an' futuresome" over "boisterous gruntpuppy" or "All the Thai delicacies you can eat, delivered al dente, a la plenty, to your inbox". I figure it is a cool wayta remain a purist in a world maxin' out on corruption. Meanwhile, gotta clean up, I guess... whateverpedia and kay king 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 What about those whose first language isn't English, for example, Americans? (Yeah, I know I'm skating on thin ice, but....) Claude Whitacre, Lanfear63, MikeTucker and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, whateverpedia said: What about those who's first language isn't English, for example, Americans? (Yeah, I know I'm skating on thin ice, but....) Um, easy there, Crocodile Whatty. Oy, oy, oy. Claude Whitacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, Dan Riffle said: Um, easy there, Crocodile Whatty. Oy, oy, oy. <cough>. Dan Riffle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Balestra Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, whateverpedia said: What about those whose first language isn't English, for example, Americans? Accordin' to you guys, nonea my languages is English. I feel robbeda my heritage, shorna my voice, linguistically bummed etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 hours ago, whateverpedia said: <cough>. Yep, this is "English"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 On 2/15/2017 at 8:51 PM, Claude Whitacre said: Fair enough...but can I at least write my signature with a French accent? No problem...use your tongue as much as you want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, BIG Mike said: No problem...use your tongue as much as you want... Oh, my...have you just opened a can of worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Dan Riffle said: Yep, this is "English"... Strewth cobber. I hope your chooks turn into emus, and kick your dunny down. hardraysnight and Dan Riffle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, BIG Mike said: No problem...use your tongue as much as you want... If I had a nickel.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khemosabi Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 47 minutes ago, Claude Whitacre said: If I had a nickel.......... You could pay Riffle back for "lunch"? Sorry Claude, I really hate it when I do this. Claude Whitacre, Lanfear63 and Dan Riffle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Khemosabi said: You could pay Riffle back for "lunch"? Sorry Claude, I really hate it when I do this. Really? I love it when you do that. Khemosabi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Khemosabi said: You could pay Riffle back for "lunch"? Sorry Claude, I really hate it when I do this. I hardly call the Green Leaf "lunch". And you couldn't get Claude to pay if you physically handed him the cash. Claude Whitacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Dan Riffle said: I hardly call the Green Leaf "lunch". And you couldn't Claude to pay if you physically handed him the cash. Oh he took you to the Green Leaf did he..finest turkey burgers for 100 yards in any direction. Claude Whitacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Lanfear63 said: Oh he took you to the Green Leaf did he..finest turkey burgers for 100 yards in any direction. Yep. Unfortunately, "finest" refers to the grind, not the quality. Claude Whitacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Khemosabi said: You could pay Riffle back for "lunch"? Sorry Claude, I really hate it when I do this. Claude's wallet is so seldom opened, the mayor of Wooster rejected the idea of filling and burying a time capsule. Khemosabi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 15 hours ago, Dan Riffle said: I hardly call the Green Leaf "lunch". And you couldn't get Claude to pay if you physically handed him the cash. When we were standing at the counter, as I was getting ready to pay...you offered to pay...and the waitress said "Oh, how cute...the little man is acting like he has money. How old are you, little boy?" I said "He's not a child. He's a dwarf". yukon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Riffle Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Claude Whitacre said: When we were standing at the counter, as I was getting ready to pay...you offered to pay...and the waitress said "Oh, how cute...the little man is acting like he has money. How old are you, little boy?" I said "He's not a child. He's a dwarf". And then I stopped acting like I was reaching for my "wallet". Fixed. Claude Whitacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dan Riffle said: Fixed. Years ago, when my parents went to dinner with Cheryl and me.....my Dad would get the check, and hold it out at arms length so he could see it better. I'd always grab the check from him. Honestly, it took a few years of this before I realized that it was his way of getting me to pay.....and my Mom told me that he always thought it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 41 minutes ago, Claude Whitacre said: Years ago, when my parents went to dinner with Cheryl and me.....my Dad would get the check, and hold it out at arms length so he could see it better. I'd always grab the check from him. Honestly, it took a few years of this before I realized that it was his way of getting me to pay.....and my Mom told me that he always thought it was hilarious. That happened a few times when you putting the ACME joke creepy crawlies on your salads to get a free meal failed to fool the restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AMOL Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 On 2/16/2017 at 5:09 PM, Claude Whitacre said: If I had a nickel.......... You'd still be a long way from getting off of food stamps. Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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