whateverpedia Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just when you thought Alex Jones couldn't get any more batshit insane, he does. His latest claim is that NASA is running child slave colonies on Mars. Quote Three months ago, the conspiracy theory-loving radio show host apologized for spreading fake news about a child sex ring at a Washington, D.C., pizzeria after an armed man stormed the place looking for victims. Now Jones is helping promote an even more outrageous, bizarre and, we want to emphasize, bogus theory: that NASA is operating a child slave colony on Mars. http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/nasa-child-slave-alex-jones_us_5956c4a7e4b0da2c732394d7 And some people take this arsehat seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Whitacre Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 9 hours ago, whateverpedia said: And some people take this arsehat seriously. Not sane people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeySal Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 10 hours ago, whateverpedia said: Just when you thought Alex Jones couldn't get any more batshit insane, he does. His latest claim is that NASA is running child slave colonies on Mars. http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/nasa-child-slave-alex-jones_us_5956c4a7e4b0da2c732394d7 And some people take this arsehat seriously. So. Um. What do slave children do on Mars? Do they do something there or are they just held there for Aliens to pick up? Do they trade in USD reserve currency or in metals or what? Inquiring minds want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 10 hours ago, whateverpedia said: Just when you thought Alex Jones couldn't get any more batshit insane, he does. His latest claim is that NASA is running child slave colonies on Mars. http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/nasa-child-slave-alex-jones_us_5956c4a7e4b0da2c732394d7 And some people take this arsehat seriously. So there's no kids on Mars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AMOL Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, HeySal said: Do they trade in USD reserve currency or in metals or what? Bitcoin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, yukon said: So there's no kids on Mars? Of course not. After all his forensic studies of Martian rocks, Shane would've found some evidence of their existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, The AMOL said: Bitcoin. Why not Mars bars? It has nougat and caramel covered in milk chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagiscom Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, yukon said: Why not Mars bars? It has nougat and caramel covered in milk chocolate. Nah, they are saving them up for the invasion. Which should happen when Mass media, tells us that polar bears have been seen in California. And Palm trees in the Arctic, which is a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Tagiscom said: Nah, they are saving them up for the invasion. Which should happen when Mass media, tells us that polar bears have been seen in California. And Palm trees in the Arctic, which is a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Real Reindeer at the L.A. Zoo. If you put fake mountains in the background they'll never know they're in LA. Ignore the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagiscom Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, yukon said: GULP, and l just read that palm trees, have grown in arctica, 55 million years ago, so it could occur soon. But the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one. I would watch out for a green mist spurting out from Mars, and keep Claude away from the telescope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 47 minutes ago, whateverpedia said: Of course not. After all his forensic studies of Martian rocks, Shane would've found some evidence of their existence. Oh but they have, a clear cut case of abduction and the loss of the child's shoe in a struggle. https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+childs+shoe+on+mars&tbm=isch&imgil=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%3BRrn1K7VtF84QMM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%252Fsciencetech%252Farticle-3757184%252FDid-lose-shoe-Mars-Alien-hunters-say-ve-spotted-lone-shoe-left-species-died-Martian-war-bizarre-new-claim.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%2CRrn1K7VtF84QMM%2C_&usg=__LyCd_paUT6MCXY3WsuWBUMlsQnE%3D&biw=1920&bih=974&ved=0ahUKEwi3vLPw0OjUAhXFx4MKHZlWBasQyjcIPQ&ei=-d5XWffbB8WPjwSZrZXYCg#imgrc=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagiscom Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lanfear63 said: Oh but they have, a clear cut case of abduction and the loss of the child's shoe in a struggle. https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+childs+shoe+on+mars&tbm=isch&imgil=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%3BRrn1K7VtF84QMM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%252Fsciencetech%252Farticle-3757184%252FDid-lose-shoe-Mars-Alien-hunters-say-ve-spotted-lone-shoe-left-species-died-Martian-war-bizarre-new-claim.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%2CRrn1K7VtF84QMM%2C_&usg=__LyCd_paUT6MCXY3WsuWBUMlsQnE%3D&biw=1920&bih=974&ved=0ahUKEwi3vLPw0OjUAhXFx4MKHZlWBasQyjcIPQ&ei=-d5XWffbB8WPjwSZrZXYCg#imgrc=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M: Fake news, sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lanfear63 said: Oh but they have, a clear cut case of abduction and the loss of the child's shoe in a struggle. That was from renowned fake news site The Daily Mail. Even their headline states the claim is "bonkers". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3757184/Did-lose-shoe-Mars-Alien-hunters-say-ve-spotted-lone-shoe-left-species-died-Martian-war-bizarre-new-claim.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 minute ago, whateverpedia said: That was from renowned fake news site The Daily Mail. Even their headline states the claim is "bonkers". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3757184/Did-lose-shoe-Mars-Alien-hunters-say-ve-spotted-lone-shoe-left-species-died-Martian-war-bizarre-new-claim.html How dare you insult the Daily Mail like that, finest investigative reporting on the planet aside from The National Enquirer. It's just a case of ascertaining the shoe size to determine if it's a child's. If an adults, the whole theory falls flat on it's face. You think I'm being serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Lanfear63 said: You think I'm being serious? No-one will ever be found guilty of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Balestra Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Thing is, this raises a valid point. Gotta figure the guy is nutzoid — but so are plentya other people. An' I would wanna figure on 'nutzoid' here as potentially harmful psycho-fuckerrather than anyone supergenuinely vulnerable. I guess sane beings such as ourselves (I am playin' my SMART ALSO card here, jus' coverin' for bein' a ditz) would always wanna smoke out both the obvious loons an' the manipulative terrible. Hence this post. But under what circumstances might this informed analysis ceaseta have wheels? How might deliberately batshit loons or accidentally fortunate charismatic pseudo-gurus influence smella cheese? Thing about the internets is how it is an information superhighway. No one never got no control over what that information might be. Which is why I am figurin' this on an evolootionary ticket. Homo sapes been round the block awhile, fightin' off T Rexes an' walkin' away from alien domination with cool legends an' even cooler architecturally mysterious places to go vacation, so I guess we gonna fix this next liberation/enslavement dilemma. My solution? Had the guys in mind las' week in Budapest when I seen a restaurant made me smile. Gonna dig out the photo from my cellphone soon as I can locate the frickin' cable connects me up to Reality Central. Did I mention I lost a whole buncha stuff? It is like theftsum gnomes dropped down outta the night an' purloined alla my essentials. Cannot even find my favo toothpaste. What is gowin' on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 40 minutes ago, Princess Balestra said: What is gowin' on? Did you encounter any mallards in your travels? Gangsa them are committing all sortsa crimes these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay king Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 What I want to know is this: Can we nominate specific children to be sent to Mars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverpedia Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 19 minutes ago, kay king said: What I want to know is this: Can we nominate specific children to be sent to Mars? Only your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanfear63 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, kay king said: What I want to know is this: Can we nominate specific children to be sent to Mars? I'm trying to work in including people with child like qualities, like babies with outsized heads and no hair. Hmmm.. I think I'm onto something there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeySal Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Lanfear63 said: Oh but they have, a clear cut case of abduction and the loss of the child's shoe in a struggle. https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+childs+shoe+on+mars&tbm=isch&imgil=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%3BRrn1K7VtF84QMM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%252Fsciencetech%252Farticle-3757184%252FDid-lose-shoe-Mars-Alien-hunters-say-ve-spotted-lone-shoe-left-species-died-Martian-war-bizarre-new-claim.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M%3A%2CRrn1K7VtF84QMM%2C_&usg=__LyCd_paUT6MCXY3WsuWBUMlsQnE%3D&biw=1920&bih=974&ved=0ahUKEwi3vLPw0OjUAhXFx4MKHZlWBasQyjcIPQ&ei=-d5XWffbB8WPjwSZrZXYCg#imgrc=HIYf2Dfwp1SS-M: Wow - and if you enlarge this pic from that page you can see the kid peaking over the hill looking for it. Follow the white streak from the shoe up to the left and then enlarge the pic and you'll see him real clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTucker Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 There is a thing I call the "HeySal Test": If HeySal is making jokes about your conspiracy theory, then you belong in a rubber room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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