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Powerball hits new record jackpot


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From The Shovel, Australia's second most popular source of satirical fake news (after The Herald Sun):

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One lucky Australian could walk away with a week’s supply of toilet paper tonight, after Powerball jackpotted to a dozen rolls of Kleenex Gentle Clean toilet paper. It is the richest prize in the history of Powerball.

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Regular Powerball player Joan Green says she would continue life as usual if she wins. “I already have 480 rolls of toilet paper stockpiled in my bathroom, so I don’t think winning tonight would change the way I live all that much. But it would be great to have something to pass on to the kids,” she said.

Powerball hits record jackpot

(A bit of gallows humour never goes astray :lol: :thumb-up:)

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