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Two aliens are all set to abduct a man from his bedroom. Just as they were about to levitate him they see he is awake. One of the aliens telepathically broadcasts to him: "Aren't you scared?" "No" says the man: "I am glad that I will be able to get out of the house!"

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Lol So it's a Cellular Virus..Well it infects cells don't it?

"TV presenter Eamonn Holmes is at the centre of a controversy after casting doubt on media outlets that debunk the myth that 5G causes coronavirus.

"What I don't accept is mainstream media immediately slapping that down as not true when they don't know it's not true," the ITV This Morning host said.

"It's very easy to say it is not true because it suits the state narrative."

He was criticised on social media and by scientists who have dismissed the theories as "complete rubbish"."

 Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52270736

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If "someone famous" was the Captain of the Titanic:


There isn’t any iceberg . . .

There is an iceberg but it’s a small iceberg in another ocean . . .

The iceberg is in this ocean but it’s a small iceberg and will melt in about three days . . .

There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg . . .

We hit the iceberg but the damage will be repaired very shortly . . .

I didn’t know how big the iceberg was until two weeks ago . . .

The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg . . .

We aren’t taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat and they are beautiful lifeboats because we make the best lifeboats in the world . . .

Look, passengers need to ask nicely for lifeboats if they want them . . .

We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors . . .

I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats . . .

The people drowning should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats . . .

We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be everyone’s lifeboats, but they’re only for people who kiss my ass . . .

They are not the passengers’ lifeboats . . .

The last captain of this ship didn’t leave enough lifeboats and, besides, nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

Can you guess who the "someone famous" is?

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4 hours ago, Lanfear63 said:

Coronan Rhampsody - (Donald Trump Parody) Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody


Some have too much time on their hands, having a conversation with your cat, or possibly dog, and learning sign language is better.


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